She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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