No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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