so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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