I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize
