She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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