My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Never joke about your clitoris.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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