Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I AM VODKA MAN
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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