do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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