508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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