I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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