Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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