So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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