Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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