Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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