Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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