she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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