yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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