How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
