dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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