I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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