yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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