my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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