Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
This house was built for laser tag.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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