I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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