This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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