Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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