I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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