I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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