your room smells of hookers.
And success
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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