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i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I want her autograph on my taint
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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