Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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