I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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