I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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