Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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