did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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