Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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