We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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