69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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