Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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