I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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