Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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