im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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