More tranny stories later!
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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