if you like me you must not know who I am
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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