I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
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