Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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