I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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