lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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