OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
found the other keg... it's in the tree
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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