I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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