hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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